Tuesday, October 16, 2012

The Ace is on the mound tonight up two to zip.

To those who are worried that tonight's debate obamanator moderator, Candy Crowley, will follow through with her threat to reinterpret audience members' questions - there is a solution.

Shock collar.

Now, assuming one big enough to go around her neck can be found quickly enough, a shock collar just might provide the right amount of negative reinforcement to Candy so she does not feel compelled to become part of the story.

‘Hey, wait a second, what about X, Y, Z?'



  1. Too bad they didn't listen to you... Candy could've used a little correction.