Tuesday, August 21, 2012

"The Longest Term" By Navin Johnson

I know you've only been president for a little over three and a half years, but to me it seems like nine years, ten weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went golfing and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when I saw you on TV, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.


  1. "I'm picking out a thermos for you, not any old thermos will do, it has green and white stripes,
    and a rear end thermometer too"

    My favorite song from the Jerk -- sung by Nathan in the bathtub scene.........